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shamedrunk:

Do u see this byeeeeeee

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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